There was a debate in the office about the finest headlines going.
This prompted a new, occasional set of columns for Spinning Around in which we will dig out particularly fine examples of the art. As a starter, though, it was felt that some of the finest headlines should be captured.
If you have any other examples, please stick them in the comments below?
(Book Lack in Ongar was a story about the lack of library services in Essex, by-the-by.)
On the PM returning to the front line by air:
CHURCHILL FLIES BACK TO FRONT
On the polar explorer, Dr Vivian Fuchs, setting off on a new expedition:
DR FUCHS OFF TO THE ANTARCTIC
TPT's ass all over The Sun:
TARA RAW BUM DISPLAY
Inverness Caledonian beat Celtic in a cup match:
SUPER CALEY GO BALLISTIC, CELTIC ARE ATROCIOUS
Sex change copper keeps his/her job:
NO KNOBBIE BOBBY KEEPS JOBBY
George Michael arrested in public toilets:
ZIP ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO
Asylum escapee sexually assaulted a woman in a launderette and ran off:
NUT SCREWS WASHER AND BOLTS
A win by a small Surrey football team was celebrated by:
EFFINGHAM BLIND 'EM
Following the attempted diamond robbery at the Dome:
I'M ONLY HERE FOR DE BEERS
Any more for anymore?